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Here's a Bong vocabulary 101 to help you get acquainted with the everyday words that definitely deserve to be included in your vocabulary. (Yes, it's 'eesh!' the way Utpal Dutt used to say it *sigh*) But there's a whole lot more that the world could pick up from Bengalis. The man thinks he would rather die than have boogaloo, so he replies, вЂњI choose deathвЂќ.Thanks to Sanjay Leela Bhansali and his Devdaas, pretty much every other non-bengali knows about 'eesh!'. The second man is horrified at what he has just witnessed and then the chief walks up to him and asks, вЂњYou must choose, Death or BoogalooвЂќ? The chief takes the man, bends him over and f**ks him up the ***. The chief smiles and the tribe begins to chant вЂњboogaloo, boogaloo, boogalooвЂќ. The chief walks to the men and says, вЂќ What do you choose, Death or Boogaloo?вЂќ The first man thinks for a second and replies, вЂњI choose BoogalooвЂќ. The men came across a village in the middle of a jungle, immediately they were surrounded by a tribe of islanders. They decided to venture inland to see if they could find someone.

Very funny bangla jokes crack#

Q: Who makes more moneyвЂ¦ a hooker? or a drug dealer?ДЄ: A hooker, because she can wash her crack and sell it again. Girl: Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs. The cashier asks, вЂњDo you want a bag?вЂќД«oy: I run my fingers up your leg, and you say вЂњRedlightвЂќ when you want me to stop.Д«oy: Firetrucks donвЂ™t stop for redlights рџ‰ Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said вЂњDonвЂ™t StopвЂќ.ДЄ guy goes to the store to buy condoms. Mom: If a boy touches your b**bs, say вЂњDonвЂ™tвЂќ and if he touches your pu**y say вЂњStopвЂќ. Girl: No, baby I want sumthing big and round рџ‰ The little boy replies, вЂњWell, I heard my daddy telling mommy when the kids leave IвЂ™m gonna eat that pu**y up.вЂќ Teacher asks him вЂњwhy did you bring your cat to school?вЂќ The guy replies, вЂњNo kidding! You think I asked for a 14 inch Bic!вЂќДЄ little boy goes to school but bringing in a cat with him. The man walks over to the guy with the lighter and says, вЂњThat genie is a little hard of hearing isnвЂ™t he.вЂќ So the guy walks over to the genie and says, вЂњI wish for a million bucks.вЂќ All of a sudden the room fills up with a million ducks. The man replies,вЂќSee that man playing piano over there? HeвЂ™s a genie and heвЂ™ll grant you one wish.вЂќ He asks the man, вЂњWhere did you get such a big lighter?вЂќ Boy 3 started walking out of the classвЂ¦Д«oy 3: вЂњI think my school days are over.вЂќДЄ man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter. Teacher: вЂњYou are punished to stay out of school for one month.вЂќ Teacher: вЂњYou are punished to stay out of school for one week.вЂќ I had a visitor one nightвЂ¦ he explored my bodyвЂ¦ licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fillвЂ¦ when satisfied he leftвЂ¦ I was hurtвЂ¦ Damn mosquito!!! The little girl replies, вЂњBecause mommy, every time you leave in the morning, the lady next door comes over and blows it back up.вЂќ The mother has a confused look on her face, вЂњWhy do you say that sweetheart?вЂќ The little girl replies, вЂњWell, mommy you really shouldnвЂ™t bother with that.вЂќ вЂњWell, sweetie, sometimes daddyвЂ™s tummy gets too big so I have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out.вЂќ вЂњWhat are you doing, Mommy?вЂќ The mother too embarrassed to tell her little girl about s*x so she makes up an answer. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. One night a little girl walks in on her parents having s*x. Her sister smiled and said, вЂњThatвЂ™s nothing, mine is already eating bananas.вЂќ the girl smiled.ДЄt dinner, she told her sister, вЂњMy monkey has grown hair.вЂќ Her mom calmly said, вЂњThat part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.вЂќ вЂ¦. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs.